pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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gothamknowledge:

Lady Amherst’s Pheasant

He looks funny. I wanna kiss. :3

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Ok so I saw this squirrel today after school and I watched it for a long time until it started to wobble towards me and I just thought I hope it doesn’t jump on my face and attacks me

Ok so I saw this squirrel today after school and I watched it for a long time until it started to wobble towards me and I just thought I hope it doesn’t jump on my face and attacks me

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punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

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jaclcfrost:

[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass

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trashyhannibal:

OKAY SO I JUST DYED MY HAIR AND I HAVE LIGHT BULBS IN MY ROOM THAT LET ME ADJUST THE COLOUR TO ANYTHING I WANT AND UM I TURNED ON BLACK LIGHT BECAUSE IT HELPS ME RELAX THEN I LOOKED AT MY HAIR AND I STARTED SCEAMING IT FRICKIN GLOWS

trashyhannibal:

OKAY SO I JUST DYED MY HAIR AND I HAVE LIGHT BULBS IN MY ROOM THAT LET ME ADJUST THE COLOUR TO ANYTHING I WANT AND UM I TURNED ON BLACK LIGHT BECAUSE IT HELPS ME RELAX THEN I LOOKED AT MY HAIR AND I STARTED SCEAMING IT FRICKIN GLOWS

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Questions about THE otp (u kno): Who decides on dinner the most? What is their contact name for each other in their phones? Kisses goodnight or kisses good morning? Who falls asleep first? Who calls to check up on the other for any reason whatsoever?

htjmfisherman:

Dinner:  Hermann, but he always picks boring dinners like wild rice and chicken or pasta salad. 

Hermann’s contact for Vanessa: Vanessa Gottlieb.  He’s professional

Vanessa’s contact for Hermann: Doc Hottlieb.  Because she isn’t professional.

Kisses: all kinds of kisses.  Except Hermann doesn’t like PDA.  So most smooches are done behind closed doors.

Sleep: Vanessa will fall asleep first. Herm is a worry wart and keeps himself awake.

Calls:  Vanessa makes sure to call Hermann once a day to make sure he eats.

"Hermann, it’s 2PM. Have you eaten lunch?" "Uh, oh yeah, I was planning on getting around to it." "HERMANN."

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