what if 911 called you
Lady Amherst’s Pheasant
He looks funny. I wanna kiss. :3
Ok so I saw this squirrel today after school and I watched it for a long time until it started to wobble towards me and I just thought I hope it doesn’t jump on my face and attacks me
A FUN GAME:
PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB
[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass
OKAY SO I JUST DYED MY HAIR AND I HAVE LIGHT BULBS IN MY ROOM THAT LET ME ADJUST THE COLOUR TO ANYTHING I WANT AND UM I TURNED ON BLACK LIGHT BECAUSE IT HELPS ME RELAX THEN I LOOKED AT MY HAIR AND I STARTED SCEAMING IT FRICKIN GLOWS
Dinner: Hermann, but he always picks boring dinners like wild rice and chicken or pasta salad.
Hermann’s contact for Vanessa: Vanessa Gottlieb. He’s professional
Vanessa’s contact for Hermann: Doc Hottlieb. Because she isn’t professional.
Kisses: all kinds of kisses. Except Hermann doesn’t like PDA. So most smooches are done behind closed doors.
Sleep: Vanessa will fall asleep first. Herm is a worry wart and keeps himself awake.
Calls: Vanessa makes sure to call Hermann once a day to make sure he eats.
"Hermann, it’s 2PM. Have you eaten lunch?" "Uh, oh yeah, I was planning on getting around to it." "HERMANN."